I would be remiss if I didn’t wish everyone a Happy Festivus this December 23rd, which marks the observance this year. The unconventional Xmas alternative was first introduced on Seinfeld in 1997, and has since become a part of the national consciousness.
Since Festivus traditionally begins with the Airing of Grievances, I’ll kick things off by saying, “I’ve got a lot of problems with all of you!” Have you gotten out your aluminum Festivus pole yet? It requires no decoration…
We shall then proceed to the Feats of Strength, which is much like wrestling. Remember that Festivus isn’t over until you can pin me…
Festivus…for the rest of us! Doesn’t that scratch you where you itch? Spread the tradition…
