Katybug
Senior Member
- Location
- Charlotte, NC
1.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana. (Phil, you might enjoy that one! lol)
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera or any musical production.
5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.
6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell Your Children/Grandchildren Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And, keep in mind... *If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray
and a breast exam and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy,,,won't cost you a penny!
