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An old guy went to the doctor.
"What seems to be the problem," the doctor asked.
"It's not me. It's my wife. She can't hear and when I suggested that she get a hearing aid, she ignored me and said nothing."
"Maybe I should see her," the doctor replied, "but first, you should do a test to see how bad her hearing really is. Stand behind her at 10', 5' and up close, asking her a simple question. See how close you are before she responds."
That night, the old guy found his wife standing at the sink. He walked up behind her at about 10' and asked, "What's for dinner, honey?"
No response. He tried again at 5'. Nothing. Finally, he stood directly behind her and shouted, "What's for dinner, honey?"
His wife wheeled around and yelled, "For the third time, Arnold...pork chops!"
"What seems to be the problem," the doctor asked.
"It's not me. It's my wife. She can't hear and when I suggested that she get a hearing aid, she ignored me and said nothing."
"Maybe I should see her," the doctor replied, "but first, you should do a test to see how bad her hearing really is. Stand behind her at 10', 5' and up close, asking her a simple question. See how close you are before she responds."
That night, the old guy found his wife standing at the sink. He walked up behind her at about 10' and asked, "What's for dinner, honey?"
No response. He tried again at 5'. Nothing. Finally, he stood directly behind her and shouted, "What's for dinner, honey?"
His wife wheeled around and yelled, "For the third time, Arnold...pork chops!"
