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… Hey guys, look who's coming, on his tractor
Farmer Harms! Farmer Harms!
… I am Farmer Harms and I come from Drenthe and I love disco
I know it’s hard to believe but it’s true
When I hear that disco I shake on my legs
Then my wife says, "What’s wrong with you, those weird contractions again?"
I can’t live without disco in my house
Let them just give that other rubbish to the cows
… While milking I often watch the TV
When I see those disco girls I swing along
Yeah, the cows look at me stupidly then
I just think, the ladies will get used to it
… I am Farmer Harms and I come from Drenthe and I love disco
I know it’s hard to believe but it’s true
When I hear that disco I shake on my legs
Then my wife says, "What’s wrong with you, those weird contractions again?"
Without disco I can't live in my house
Let them give that other crap to the pigs
… When I drive my tractor through our village
Then I drive so fast that no one sees me
On board I have a stereo system
And a 17 MC for the location
… I am farmer Harms and I come from Drenthe and I love disco
I know it's hard to believe but it's true
When I hear that disco I tremble on my legs
Then my wife says, "What's wrong with you again, those weird contractions?"
I can't live without disco in my house
Let them give that other crap to the goats
… Even in the box bed, when I sleep I stand speechless
I wear those earmuffs that music comes out of
I don't care even if it gets really late
I’m swinging to such a beautiful disco record
… I am Farmer Harms and I come from Drenthe and I love disco
I know it’s unbelievable but it’s true
When I hear that disco I tremble on my legs
Then my wife says, “What are you getting again, those weird contractions?”
I can’t live without disco in my house
Let them give that other rubbish to the chickens
Come on, let’s go home.
