Horrible vicious slander thread

Luce

Luce

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Who among us has never had a friend like @seadoug? Who among us has never helped scrub every surface with bleach and tears? Is there any person who has not sprayed acetone to destroy epithelial cells? The stains still remain, no matter how hard you cry. The smell never leaves, even when you get clever with lemon juice. The Earth is soaked in vicious deeds, that's a fact, and not a square inch of the planet hasn't been touched by terrible things.

Not a person in his hometown can ever remember Seadoug being a child, and they'll not thank you for asking the details. Hoary old greybeards tell yarns their grandfathers told them, of seadoug's wickedness and his GRIN and his awful stare. The town, the world, resembles a conveyor belt, with the youngsters dropped on one end, while the elderly fall off the other, down into the whirling blades. Who among us has never tried to dodge the undertaker? Who among us has not made pacts with shadowy powers? It never works.

Yet Seadoug remains, smiling at us all from under the hat he made from Johnny Rotten's face.

(more to follow, I just picked on him first)
 

Gardenlover said:
@seadoug is a friend indeed, treat him kindly.
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I wouldn't dream of doing anything less.

Blessed said:
I must admit I am confused. I don't know who you are but I do know who @seadoug is. A wonderful kind thoughtful human being. Can you explain yourself?
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No, sadly I cannot. People have been asking me about that for years, and I have never been able to state my case.

However, for what it's worth, this is just a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously.

@seadoug , if you took this in any bad sort of way, please say so and I will delete it.
 
It's all good. I referred you to SF, after all, so I knew what I was getting into. :ROFLMAO: Nice to see there are people here who are willing to defend me though.

One thing you will find in this forum is you will make lots of friends based on likes/dislikes vs. the other "toxic" forum where you rarely find out anything personal about them.
 
seadoug said:
It's all good. I referred you to SF, after all, so I knew what I was getting into. :ROFLMAO: Nice to see there are people here who are willing to defend me though.
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Oh, yeah, it's a great crowd.
seadoug said:
One thing you will find in this forum is you will make lots of friends based on likes/dislikes vs. the other "toxic" forum where you rarely find out anything personal about them.
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I feel as if I know too much about them already.
 
ho ho ho, @Luce

The horror this sort of thread coming up again inspired in me made me bump into an unstable looking gentleman in a grocery checkout line. He in turn cut someone off in the parking lot because he was thinking about what a jerk I was. The person he cut off got angry at him and tried to follow him out of the parking lot to give him a piece of his mind.

He, of course didn't see Bubba Joe Jim-Bob in his shiny 4X4 and ran right into him. Bubba wasn't gonna stand for that and pumped two rounds from his shotgun into the jerk that scratched his truck. The Cops showed up to take down Bubba. After they shot Bubba full of holes, all of Bubba's kin came crawling out of Marana to wreak havoc on the Tucson police.

This got the State's National Guard in on it, as well as the states local militia types. This war expanded to include the Army and Marines. Our weakened defense posture from internal strife gave the Chinese and some Middle-Eastern terrorists the idea that the US is falling.

They launched strikes against the US who retaliated in kind with much better nukes, and everyone died.

I hope you're happy.
 
Blessed said:
I must admit I am confused. I don't know who you are but I do know who @seadoug is. A wonderful kind thoughtful human being. Can you explain yourself?
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I believe I can help here.

The reason why @Luce is the way he is happened many years ago.

Luce and I were on a tag team for the regional SMACKDOWN SUNDAY championships, and we drew @seadoug and some guy named John Cena for our first round opponents. I was feeling pretty good, a little nervous, when I heard someone clear their throat behind me. We turned around, and damn if it wasn't MR ROGERS.

He said "Whatever happens in the ring, I want you to remember that you two boys are unique and special, and I like you just the way you are."

I choked up a little bit, but then he said "Only I bet against you. I mean, this IS a smackdown, and even though I think you are great people, I didn't get this rich by betting like a fan."

Luce was devastated, but then the bell rang and Seadoug came across the mat with his facial hair all sticking out like it does when he perceives a threat, and then and then and then..

...I woke up working for a weapons company in a crappy little border town, and Luce is encased, like a mosquito in amber, in a world of completely inexplicable city bureaucracy.

And I never saw Mister Rogers again.
 
I have to absolve myself here. I found Luce and Hamish kindred spirits on a political forum. Luce asked me about other forums because the political forum is a disaster and I directed him here. I liked their warped sense of humor. Perhaps it doesn't fit here.

Whatever they post here is up to them and does not have my endorsement. As @hollydolly said, they will find their footing or they will be gone. I will say that when you unwrap it all they are intelligent about many topics.

That said, I've spent too many years in this forum to be taken down by someone I've referred here. They are on their own.
 
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Blessed said:
@seadoug should these two be put on ignore, don't seem to nice to me. I don't like to be judgmental but they are jumping off thinking this behavior is okay?
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Sorry you are sad, stop speaking in tongues, just talk like a normal person. Are you gay and feel like that is a problem? No, it is not! I am an old fat gray widow, but it does not change who I am. Do you not realize that there could be young men and women reading here as guests. They could be looking for validation that there is nothing wrong with them.

This is the way God made them, not to be afraid, to embrace who they are, to have confidence they have the same opportunities to have a rich full life. Yes, there will be hardships, challenges but every person, regardless of their orientation will have the same problems.

If you want to be here, say it all, be it all, yourself, in all the glory God gave you. He is the only one that can judge you, no one else. I am so tired of people who can't be open, honest.

The whole point of this is to find solace, experience and advice of others in the same stage of life.
 
I must be honest, I do not find this type of interaction funny or enjoyable in the least. It is a new or new persons joining the board in a disrespectful manner. I am bothered that they are showing no respect to the person that invited them.

I will admit that I have had a bad day, so have less tolerance for people that seem to be acting fool.

As bad as it sounds, I am ready for the whole thing to be over. I am just so tired of not being able have any type of normal life. Aging is just so hard, you can't do this because of health, you can't do this because of physical, you can't do this alone......crap, you can't do a darn thing. Sorry, just a bad, bad day, funny enough, I did a lot but it kicked my butt!!

Then I came home, alone again, while my husband is up there, laughing, having a great time.....
 
seadoug said:
I have to absolve myself here. I found Luce and Hamish kindred spirits on a political forum. Luce asked me about other forums because the political forum is a disaster and I directed him here. I liked their warped sense of humor. Perhaps it doesn't fit here.

Whatever they post here is up to them and does not have my endorsement. As @hollydolly said, they will find their footing or they will be gone. I will say that when you unwrap it all they are intelligent about many topics.

That said, I've spent too many years in this forum to be taken down by someone I've referred here. They are on their own.
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Understandable. Sorry it didn't work out.
 
our bodies may change but sometimes our minds just can't do it - a mass group ignore is usually a powerful tool ? - sorry I should have been ignoring this!! - see everyone likes a response usually??????
 
Hamish Howl said:
Understandable. Sorry it didn't work out.
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Luce said:
Well, not everyone gets us.

It was nice to meet you all.
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Hey you two! Humour is subjective, I doubt there is a comedian who has not, at some time, been booed off the stage. Personally, I like the imaginative writing and humour. Maybe you should have put your thread in the Humor section? I dunno 🤷‍♀️ but, I hope you will stick around :)
 

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