jujube
SF VIP
It's so bad that:
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail yesterday.
Executives are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon and Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six isn't leaving the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
Wall Street has been renamed "Wal-Mart Street".
I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail yesterday.
Executives are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon and Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six isn't leaving the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
Wall Street has been renamed "Wal-Mart Street".
I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.