My younger daughter and I went to see The Conjuring: Last Rites last night and had a great time. We got there early and chatted for awhile.
We got a huge laugh out of an unwitting mistake I made. When we were ordering our snacks (which had the usual outrageous prices, but I always indulge because I so rarely go to movies), I ordered popcorn. The girl asked me if I wanted "salt in the middle."
Umm. I said "OK," not entirely sure what she meant. All the concession vendors were racing around, or I would have asked.
So she plunked the half-full popcorn container down on the counter in front of me and scooted off to get the soda and my daughter's Icee. My daughter and I exchanged glances is to say "Is that it?" The container was a tub, and I'd been expecting a much smaller container, so I thought maybe they'd just run out of the smaller containers.
The concession girl came back, grabbed it and filled it to the top, and said "OK—you can put the rest of the salt on top now." Apparently I was supposed to salt the middle part myself! It was just then that we noticed the salt cellar, nearly hidden behind the napkin dispenser and straw dispenser. So I hurriedly shook some salt on, not wanting completely un-salted popcorn.
We laughed about it all night. Apparently this is the procedure now at theaters? I had no idea.

And my younger daughter doesn't care for popcorn, so she never orders it.
It may sound dumb as I've described it here, but at the time we found it quite funny, although I did feel a little foolish.