How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

[fureverywhere]

Afghan-Light bulb? What light bulb?
Australian Shepherd-First I'll put the light bulbs in a little circle...
Border Collie-Just one. And then I'll check and replace any wiring that's not up to snuff.
Boxer-Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Bully Breed-It's dark? Yaaahooo zoomie time!
Chihuahua-Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Dachshund-You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
German Shepherd-I'll change it just as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I didn't miss any, and made one more perimeter patrol to make sure no one has taken advantage of the situation SIR
Golden Retriever-The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us. Who cares about a stupid light bulb?
Greyhound-It isn't moving, who cares?
Labrador Retriever-Oh mee mee!!! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb...can I huh???
Old English Sheepdog-Light bulb? Light bulb? The thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Pointer-I see it! There it is! Right there!
Rottweiler-Make me!
Whippet-For goodness sake, just let the Border Collie get on with it. You can pet me while he's busy.

 

[SeaBreeze]

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[jujube]

Poodle - I'll change it as soon as I've had my manicure, pedicure and my massage.
Jack Russell - I can get it as I bounce off the chair, the couch, the wall, the table, the......
Boxer - YO, ADRIEN!!! I'M GONNA CHANGE THE LIGHTBULB!!!
Police Dog - Ya got any donuts?
Shar-Pei - I KNOW I had an extra light bulb somewhere here in my folds.....
Corgi - WE are not amused. WE have servants to change our light bulbs.
Husky - Just let me mush down to the store and get some energy-efficient ones.
Dalmatian - Just call the fire department. They'll change the bulb.
French bulldog - Je ne pense pas.
St. Bernard - I don't see an avalanche anywhere.....
Lhasa Apso - Ohmmmmmmm.....ohmmmmmmm.....be the lightbulb......be the lightbulb.....
Manchester Terrier - 'ere Ducky....we don't need no bloody lightbulbs!
Newfoundland - Eh?
Norwegian Elkhound - Ya sure, we are needing a lightbulb.
Pekingese - 换灯泡
Doberman - You talking to me? You talking to me? Go ahead, make my day.
Skye Terrier - Hoot mon, do that wee light bulb really need changin'?

 

[Guitarist]

[h=2]How Many Cats Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?[/h]None! They get their purrson 2 do it.

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