Humor - Lawyers
- Thread starter Vega_Lyra
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hauntedtexan
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- Central TX
So, this rich miserly guy is dying and wants to take it with him....
He gives a million dollars to his doctor, his priest and his lawyer so 3 million will go into his coffin with him
At the funeral, the priest says "I have to be honest, I only put 1/2 million in the coffin because so many in my parish needed it more"
The doctor then said: "I only put 25% in his coffin because I used the rest to save needy lives with operations"
Then the lawyer said: "How dare you dishonor an old friend like that! I put a check in the coffin for the whole amount!!!"
He gives a million dollars to his doctor, his priest and his lawyer so 3 million will go into his coffin with him
At the funeral, the priest says "I have to be honest, I only put 1/2 million in the coffin because so many in my parish needed it more"
The doctor then said: "I only put 25% in his coffin because I used the rest to save needy lives with operations"
Then the lawyer said: "How dare you dishonor an old friend like that! I put a check in the coffin for the whole amount!!!"