Messy
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It stopped when the alarm went off, so I remember it.
I was on a school outing with Jutta Leerdam, the Dutch skater whose mom is my age, cause we were in the same class. She had arranged an outing like you do for the office with her friend Jake Paul.
They had invited Trump. He was really kind and said that she was such a great ice skater and other stuff I can't remember. I talked to Jutta. Her boyfriend Jake Paul, they had 2 kids and she showed me a pic of their family. In it he had blackish longish a bit curly hair and she said he was Dutch and was raised in Holland. I said: Really? I thought he was American. No no he was like your typical Dutch guy, introverted.
Then I heard singing and thought: no way! She invited Takeo Ischi too? Yes there he was. He sang chicken attack. We had to rate the day on a card point by point. We have 1 to 10 rating in school. 1 = the lousiest and 10 = the best. So I started to give two 8's.
Inviting Trump an 8. But the woman next to me gave it a 10 and I thought: Yes you're right. You can't give Trump an 8. That's offensive to him. He's the best. So I changed it to a 10.
Then the alarm went off and I woke up.
Guys this was fabulous. I'm 100 percent certain the new guy Derek wrote the script.
I was on a school outing with Jutta Leerdam, the Dutch skater whose mom is my age, cause we were in the same class. She had arranged an outing like you do for the office with her friend Jake Paul.
They had invited Trump. He was really kind and said that she was such a great ice skater and other stuff I can't remember. I talked to Jutta. Her boyfriend Jake Paul, they had 2 kids and she showed me a pic of their family. In it he had blackish longish a bit curly hair and she said he was Dutch and was raised in Holland. I said: Really? I thought he was American. No no he was like your typical Dutch guy, introverted.
Then I heard singing and thought: no way! She invited Takeo Ischi too? Yes there he was. He sang chicken attack. We had to rate the day on a card point by point. We have 1 to 10 rating in school. 1 = the lousiest and 10 = the best. So I started to give two 8's.
Inviting Trump an 8. But the woman next to me gave it a 10 and I thought: Yes you're right. You can't give Trump an 8. That's offensive to him. He's the best. So I changed it to a 10.
Then the alarm went off and I woke up.
Guys this was fabulous. I'm 100 percent certain the new guy Derek wrote the script.