1. Oh, how nice! I remember when I gave this to you for Christmas of 2013.....
2. Oh, you shouldn't have! No, really, you shouldn't have! I mean it, you shouldn't have! Honestly, you shouldn't have! Please take it back, it gives me the creeps!
3. Oooooh, I HATE the smell of that stuff!
4. Did you get the same thing for your wife?
5. OHHHH, it's great! Do you still have the receipt?