I'd Rather Have ___________ Than ____________

[hauntedtexan]

Hopefully this can become fun and creative! Use a play on words if you can.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.


I'd rather be left in the dark, than blinded with enlightenment.

Get as creative as you want!

 

[SeaBreeze]

 

[Timetrvlr]

[h=2]I'd Rather mow grass Than shovel snow.[/h]

 

[hauntedtexan]

 

[Lara]

I'd rather eat crumbs with bums than eat steaks with snakes.

 

[Lara]

I'd rather be closed-minded than have my brains fall out.

 

[SeaBreeze]

 

[Lara]

I'd rather park with frogs than be toad.