If today is not your birthday

[Mr. Ed]

Happy non-birthday to you

 

[Pinky]

.. and, to you too, Mr. Ed

 

[Aunt Marg]

Happy burp-day to you, too, Mr. Ed!

 

[asp3]

This reminds me of the un-birthday song from Disney's Alice in Wonderland.

 

[debodun]

A one in 366 chance this year, but mine has passed already.

 

[Treacle]

 

[AnnieA]

Missed my real one by a few days. My listed birthday is the correct year, but a my online profiles months and day are random.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

For a long time, I was 29. At first, some believed it. Then, eventually most didn't. I had a hard time keeping my birth year upgraded so I was still 29. Then the internet came along, and there are all kinds of apps. So, today, I don't have to lie about being 29. When I go on line, I'm 18.

 

[chic]

For a long time, I was 29. At first, some believed it. Then, eventually most didn't. I had a hard time keeping my birth year upgraded so I was still 29. Then the internet came along, and there are all kinds of apps. So, today, I don't have to lie about being 29. When I go on line, I'm 18.

Me also but most people can guess the truth. Happy unbirthday to all of us.

 

[Chet]

I quit having birthdays many years ago. I don't want to be reminded of my age. I am eternally young.

 

[Ceege]

Oh, gosh gee, thanks. I thought no one would send me a greeting.

And....a happy non-birthday to everyone else.

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[Ruth n Jersey]

Since my grandson was born on my birthday 9 years ago it was kind of a rebirth for me. We usually celebrate together and have such a great time.

 

[Nathan]

Happy non-birthday to you

Happy non-birthday to you too! BUT, today IS my daughter's birthday! She's 42!

...I remember I used to be 42...hmmm, that was 26 years ago...