Actually, I kind of like it. If I had a place to work, I'd check to see if the hinges on the table leaves are functional, if the legs fold in and out without needing any repairs, I'd take that table and completely strip it. Then I would paint it in bright traditional Mexican colors like yellows, reds, bright blues. On the legs I'd use yellow for the larger sections and then alternate the other colors. I'd find some Mexican style decals for the table top (chile peppers, agave cactus, sombreros etc) and decoupage it. Since a lot of work would be involved, I wouldn't pay over 15.00 for it.