I'm not sure about Florida's neighborhood watch.

[squatting dog]

Keeping the neighborhood safe at night.

 

[squatting dog]

And don't think for a moment that a fence will stop them.

 

[Lethe200]

squatting dog, that's a good one! I certainly did not know gators could climb fences!

I think I got this one off Quora.com. Made me laugh out loud:

 

[Aunt Bea]

There's a lot to be said for life in The Great White North!