I'm so old that......

[IKE]

 

[Pepper]

I have only taken one selfie, out of curiosity. One is enough.

 

[Pappy]

 

[Sassycakes]

It'sfunny I saw this thread now. My cousin just sent me these.





Old age makes us great multitaskers. Why, I can sneeze and pee at the same time!

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One benefit of old age is that your secrets are always safe with your friends … because they can’t remember them!

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind getting older, then it really doesn’t matter.
It's fu

 

[Timewise 60+]

I am so old that I 'squeak' when I turn my head.

My knees make so much noise when I walk that kids look around on the floor when I walk by...

When I shake hands with someone, they frequently apologize for cracking my knuckles. Although it sounds bad it does not hurt...

Now that is old...!

 

[Sassycakes]

I am so old that I remember hiding under a wooden desk at school to be safe from getting killed by an Atomic bomb.

 

[Dustbunny]

I am so old that oxygen masks drop from the ceiling when my birthday candles are lit.

 

[Llynn]

I'm so old that my blood type has been cancelled.
I'm so old that when I was a kid you had to win to get a trophy.

 

[horseless carriage]

I am so old that I can remember getting on a bus and paying my fare to the bus conductor. I also remember the milkman who delivered one pint, glass bottles of milk, always on the doorstep before breakfast. I remember when tobacco didn't kill you, even your surgeon enjoyed a puff on his pipe. I remember when, going all the way, meant staying on the train or bus to the terminus.

 

[Paladin1950]

I'm so old, I can remember the last time 2 white guys fought for the Heavyweight Championship.

 

[Lethe200]

I once absolutely thrilled a Gen X co-worker by giving her a phone that my in-laws were getting rid of during their downsizing.

Similar to this one, but in ivory:

 

[Bella]

 

[rbtvgo]

I remember when gas was less then 25 cents a gallon. Grand mom still had an outhouse.
If you didn't stoke the coal fired boiler you didn't have warm water in the morning.
If you could purchase a "used" car, you had arrived.
rbtvgo

 

[Pappy]

I’m so old that this was our bathroom…Little ones are cousins, I’m looking back at my uncles clearing a path to the mansion.

 

[Elsie]

I'm so old, I can remember the last time 2 white guys fought for the Heavyweight Championship.

LOLOL!

 

[Elsie]

I'm so old I carry a rotary dial phone with me at all times.

 

[Dustbunny]

I remember when gas was less then 25 cents a gallon.

I used to sit in a parking lot (on my bike) near a corner where there were usually 2 or 3 gas stations. I would watch them have gas price wars and keep running out to change the prices. They were between 11 cents and 15 cents.

 

[rbtvgo]

that was before I had my license. I kinda remember.
bob

 

[rbtvgo]

Hey! on the positive side we can still remember. Little fuzzy but it is still there. That's a good thing.
I use to think that some day I would be my parents. The day has come and I am. Not happy but accepting.
rbtvgo

 

[Gaer]

I remember hanging out at the "funny book" section
of the drug store; finally buying "Casper" and "Archie".
playing pinball at the local bar, listening to Slim Whitman
on the jukebox; cherry cokes, Wolfman Jack, bobby socks,
Saturday matinees at the theater, Fried chicken every Sunday.

 

[MarkD]

I still remember the year dirt was invented. Guess that makes me older than ..

 

[Dustbunny]

This was from my first art class. I wasn't allowed to paint on the cave walls at home.

 

[Ronni]

I’m so old I remember when we didn’t have a TV. AND I’m so old I remember being the first folks on our street to get one.

I’m so old I remember when we got our first house phone.

I’m so old I remember when we didn’t have an inside toilet.

 

[Mitch86]

I'm 88 and still remember all us kids gathering in the living room of the only kid who owned a TV in our metropolitan neighborhood. We all watched "Uncle Milty," Milton Berle. He was on NBC every Monday evening at 8 PM.

 

[oscash]

I’m so old I remember when we didn’t have a TV. AND I’m so old I remember being the first folks on our street to get one.

I’m so old I remember when we got our first house phone.

I’m so old I remember when we didn’t have an inside toilet.

Ronni - I can relate to all of the above.