Information on the Nile Virus.......

[Sassycakes]

The new NILE Virus (Type C) ----- I thought you would want to know about this virus. Even the most advanced computer programs from Norton, McAfee, and others cannot take care of this one.

It appears to target those who were born prior to 1950.

Virus Symptoms

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.

2. Causes you to send an email that offends some people.

3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person.

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.

6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished.

7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.

8. Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE

9. Causes you to Let ‘Spell Check’ Cause you a lot of email FOPAS.

10. Causes constant butt dials due to uncontrolled farts.

This virus is called the C-NILE virus!

A lot of us have already been inflicted with this disease and unfortunately, as we age, it gets worse.

And if you can't admit to doing any of the above, you've obviously caught the other strain - the D-NILE virus.

Doctors say that lots of naps and a daily dose of Dr. Jack Daniels liquid medicine might help

 

[Murrmurr]

11. Causes you to (temporarily) believe the C-NILE virus is actually a thing because the word "Humor" was too blurry.

 

[mike4lorie]

That's great Sassycakes, Thank you for sharing... Made my day today!

 

[Rosemarie]

I think the problem is not a virus but simply not concentrating on what you are doing.

 

[Sassycakes]

I think the problem is not a virus but simply not concentrating on what you are doing.

I like the way you think, but I won't remember it tomorrow!

 

[SetWave]

Annnnnnnn upon sending that to my friends from school I managed to delete my entire inbox