Falcon
DV8
- Location
- So. California
Tech support:* What kind of computer do you have?
> *Customer:* A white one...
> *Tech support: * Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the
> screen.
> *Customer: * Your left or my left?
>
> **************************
>
>
> *Customer:* Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time
> I try, it says 'can’t find printer’.
> I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor,but the
> computer still says he can't find it..
> ***************************
>
> *Customer:* My keyboard is not working anymore.
> *Tech support:* Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
> *Customer:* No. I can't get behind the computer.
> *Tech support:* Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
> *Customer:* OK
> *Tech support:* Did the keyboard come with you?
> *Customer:* Yes
> *Tech support:* That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
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>
>
> *Customer:* I can't get on the Internet.
> *Tech support:* Are you sure you used the right password?
> *Customer:* Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
> *Tech support:* Can you tell me what the password was?
> *Customer:* Five dots.
> ***************************
>
>
> *Tech support:* What anti-virus program do you use?
> *Customer:* Netscape.
> *Tech support:* That's not an anti-virus program.
> *Customer:* Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
> ***************************
>
>
> *Customer:* I have a huge problem.A friend has placed a screen saver on
> my computer,
> but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
> ***************************
>
>
> *Tech support:* How may I help you?
> *Customer:* I'm writing my first email.
> *Tech support:* OK, and what seems to be the problem?
> *Customer:* Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do
> I get the little circle around it?
> ***************************
> *This one and the next* *are favorites!*
>
> A woman customer called the Canon Help Desk with a problem with her printer.
> *Tech support:* Are you running it under Windows?
> *Customer:* 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
> The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
> printer is working fine.'
>
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>
>
> *And last but* *not least!*
>
> *Tech support: *'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at
> the same time.
> That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the
> letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
> *Customer:* I don't have a P.
> *Tech support:* On your keyboard, Bob.
> *Customer:* What do you mean?
> *Tech support:* 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
> *Customer:* I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT
>
>
> *Customer:* A white one...
> *Tech support: * Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the
> screen.
> *Customer: * Your left or my left?
>
> **************************
>
>
> *Customer:* Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time
> I try, it says 'can’t find printer’.
> I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor,but the
> computer still says he can't find it..
> ***************************
>
> *Customer:* My keyboard is not working anymore.
> *Tech support:* Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
> *Customer:* No. I can't get behind the computer.
> *Tech support:* Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
> *Customer:* OK
> *Tech support:* Did the keyboard come with you?
> *Customer:* Yes
> *Tech support:* That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
> ***************************
>
>
> *Customer:* I can't get on the Internet.
> *Tech support:* Are you sure you used the right password?
> *Customer:* Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
> *Tech support:* Can you tell me what the password was?
> *Customer:* Five dots.
> ***************************
>
>
> *Tech support:* What anti-virus program do you use?
> *Customer:* Netscape.
> *Tech support:* That's not an anti-virus program.
> *Customer:* Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
> ***************************
>
>
> *Customer:* I have a huge problem.A friend has placed a screen saver on
> my computer,
> but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
> ***************************
>
>
> *Tech support:* How may I help you?
> *Customer:* I'm writing my first email.
> *Tech support:* OK, and what seems to be the problem?
> *Customer:* Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do
> I get the little circle around it?
> ***************************
> *This one and the next* *are favorites!*
>
> A woman customer called the Canon Help Desk with a problem with her printer.
> *Tech support:* Are you running it under Windows?
> *Customer:* 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
> The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
> printer is working fine.'
>
> **************************
>
>
> *And last but* *not least!*
>
> *Tech support: *'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at
> the same time.
> That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the
> letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
> *Customer:* I don't have a P.
> *Tech support:* On your keyboard, Bob.
> *Customer:* What do you mean?
> *Tech support:* 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
> *Customer:* I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT
>
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