2 nuns went to shop at the market.
They were taking so long so one said: "Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent"
"I know" said Sister Rose, "there is a man following us. Oh! What does he want. He wants his wicked way with us. What can we do? Let's separate. You go left and I will go right.
He followed Sister Rose. Sister Mary reached the convent and became worried.
After an hour Sister Rose appeared. "What happened?" she asked.
"I started to run and so did he."
"And then?"
"He caught up with me."
"Oh my G*d! and what did you do?"
"I lifted up my dress Sister!"
"And what did he do?"
"He dropped his pants."
"And then?"
Its obvious isn't it....
A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
If you thought of a different ending.....
Do 180 Hail Marys and 320 Our Fathers and ask God to clean your mind.
They were taking so long so one said: "Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent"
"I know" said Sister Rose, "there is a man following us. Oh! What does he want. He wants his wicked way with us. What can we do? Let's separate. You go left and I will go right.
He followed Sister Rose. Sister Mary reached the convent and became worried.
After an hour Sister Rose appeared. "What happened?" she asked.
"I started to run and so did he."
"And then?"
"He caught up with me."
"Oh my G*d! and what did you do?"
"I lifted up my dress Sister!"
"And what did he do?"
"He dropped his pants."
"And then?"
Its obvious isn't it....
A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
If you thought of a different ending.....
Do 180 Hail Marys and 320 Our Fathers and ask God to clean your mind.
