jujube
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The Spousal Equivalent wondered tonight what would happen if current professional sports teams were named after foods, instead of towns, regions, slightly-insulting Native American designations, various animals and who-knows-how-they-came-up-with-THAT-name. Here's some we came up with:
For instance: Instead of the New England Patriots, we'd have the New England Lobsters
So here go our new names for current pro sports teams:
Buffalo Chicken Wings
New York Bagels
Dallas Chili
San Francisco Rice-a-Roni
Green Bay Cheese Curds
Baltimore Crab Cakes
Boston Baked Beans
Detroit Kielbasa
Utah Non-Alcoholic Beverages
Portland Craft Beers
Kansas City Baby Back Ribs
Philadelphia Cheese Steaks
Washington Fruitcakes
Chicago Deep Dish Pizzas
New Orleans Etouffees
Anyone think of any others?
For instance: Instead of the New England Patriots, we'd have the New England Lobsters
So here go our new names for current pro sports teams:
Buffalo Chicken Wings
New York Bagels
Dallas Chili
San Francisco Rice-a-Roni
Green Bay Cheese Curds
Baltimore Crab Cakes
Boston Baked Beans
Detroit Kielbasa
Utah Non-Alcoholic Beverages
Portland Craft Beers
Kansas City Baby Back Ribs
Philadelphia Cheese Steaks
Washington Fruitcakes
Chicago Deep Dish Pizzas
New Orleans Etouffees
Anyone think of any others?