Just for fun...

The Spousal Equivalent wondered tonight what would happen if current professional sports teams were named after foods, instead of towns, regions, slightly-insulting Native American designations, various animals and who-knows-how-they-came-up-with-THAT-name. Here's some we came up with:

For instance: Instead of the New England Patriots, we'd have the New England Lobsters

So here go our new names for current pro sports teams:

Buffalo Chicken Wings
New York Bagels
Dallas Chili
San Francisco Rice-a-Roni
Green Bay Cheese Curds
Baltimore Crab Cakes
Boston Baked Beans
Detroit Kielbasa
Utah Non-Alcoholic Beverages
Portland Craft Beers
Kansas City Baby Back Ribs
Philadelphia Cheese Steaks
Washington Fruitcakes
Chicago Deep Dish Pizzas
New Orleans Etouffees

Anyone think of any others?
 

Those are all good ones, Jujube. I could change a couple of ones but I might get kicked off the forum.
 


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