moosehead
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- Location
- South western Ontario
Here we are self isolating. Such fun. Biggest event of each day is walking down to get the mail and hoping I don't meet anyone on the way. Then hurrying back before anyone else goes to get their mail. I think everyone sits by their windows watching to see who goes out...
Trying to keep myself busy now consists of sitting by the back door and watching the squirrels chase each other up and down the trees. I am getting to a point now that I hope one of them falls off.
We also have rabbits and the occasional skunk. Sue says I'm beginning to talk to them. That's OK I'm guessing but I think they are talking back.....I think I need a drink.
Today the robins were walking around checking to hear if the worms were busy under the grass. I asked Sue if she wanted to bet on which of the five robins would catch a worm. She said no.....
Can't even go shopping. Order our groceries and have them delivered. When they arrive it's like Christmas unpacking the stuff. I help Sue with the unpacking but I seem to only get as far as the chocolate bars....
Caught a fly the other day and put it in a bottle. We had a very nice conversation. I named it Alice. Then again it could be a Benny.....Sue said I should get rid of it as flies carry germs. I think she's being overdramatic. I decided to give it a bath. It drowned. The funeral service I had for it was nice.....
Got a phone call from Canada Revenue. Apparently I owe taxes for the past 7 years. It was a fellow called Brian Smith. He sounded East Indian. I tried to carry on a conversation with him about ice cream. He got rather upset with me and said the police would be coming to arrest me. I told Sue and she laughed. She said I should wait by the window and watch for them. I've been doing so for three days.
Told myself a very funny joke the other day. I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go and count the number of raisins in the box of raisin bran cereal.
Trying to keep myself busy now consists of sitting by the back door and watching the squirrels chase each other up and down the trees. I am getting to a point now that I hope one of them falls off.
We also have rabbits and the occasional skunk. Sue says I'm beginning to talk to them. That's OK I'm guessing but I think they are talking back.....I think I need a drink.
Today the robins were walking around checking to hear if the worms were busy under the grass. I asked Sue if she wanted to bet on which of the five robins would catch a worm. She said no.....
Can't even go shopping. Order our groceries and have them delivered. When they arrive it's like Christmas unpacking the stuff. I help Sue with the unpacking but I seem to only get as far as the chocolate bars....
Caught a fly the other day and put it in a bottle. We had a very nice conversation. I named it Alice. Then again it could be a Benny.....Sue said I should get rid of it as flies carry germs. I think she's being overdramatic. I decided to give it a bath. It drowned. The funeral service I had for it was nice.....
Got a phone call from Canada Revenue. Apparently I owe taxes for the past 7 years. It was a fellow called Brian Smith. He sounded East Indian. I tried to carry on a conversation with him about ice cream. He got rather upset with me and said the police would be coming to arrest me. I told Sue and she laughed. She said I should wait by the window and watch for them. I've been doing so for three days.
Told myself a very funny joke the other day. I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go and count the number of raisins in the box of raisin bran cereal.
