Kraft Heinz Company Riddle

Aunt Marg

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Why was the morale at such an all-time low at the Planters Peanuts factory?

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Management was nuts.

Management wouldn't shell out for benefits.

Mr. Peanut was run over by a car. The doctors managed to save his life but said he'd always be a vegetable.

The processing plant was in a bad neighborhood and someone was always getting assaulted in the parking lot at night.

Because they were being paid peanuts.

The boss was a real goober.
 
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Management was nuts.

Management wouldn't shell out for benefits.

Mr. Peanut was run over by a car. The doctors managed to save his life but said he'd always be a vegetable.

The processing plant was in a bad neighborhood and someone was always getting assaulted in the parking lot at night.

Because they were being paid peanuts.

The boss was a real goober.
You got it, JJ!

Because they were tired making peanuts. :)
 
Mr Peanut gave his own life to save actors, Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh.
Believe that and you will believe in the tooth fairy. What the Planters staff are thoroughly p*ssed off with is that the rumour that everyone will get a box of Cadbury cream eggs, after the purchase of that company, by Kraft (now known as Mondelez) has been denied.
 
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