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Pappy

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🎄🎅🏻🎄Since radio stations decided to pull “Baby it’s Cold Outside” from their playlists because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs must also be removed as they are offensive as well. Do so immediately.


1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn and cheating on daddy.
2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation
3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances
4. White Christmas? Racist
5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker
6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression
7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying
8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben
9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail, hooker
10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman
11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired
12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow
13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse
14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?
15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership
16. The Hanukkah song- I'm not Jewish, dont force your religion on others.
17. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer- promotes a hit and run..also I dont want my kid to think theres no such person..


I think we can clearly see how ridiculous this is becoming.


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On the news today: a principal in Nebraska banned candy canes from school because they form the letter "J", which she says stands for "Jesus" and introduces religion into the school. The school district was quick to announce that that doesn't represent district policy and the principal has been put on administrative leave.

I'm pretty sure Santa will be leaving some coal in her stocking this year.
 
It Snowed Last Night...


So at 7:00pm I made a snowman.


7:45 A feminist driving by stopped and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.


8:15 So, I made a snow woman.


8:30 A gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.


8:42 A transgender man..woman...person walking by asked why I didn't just make it a snow person


8:48 on local Social Media I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.


8:51 A middle eastern gent drove by and demanded the snow woman be covered up .


9:10 The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.


9:22 Again on Local Social Media A feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.


9:45 TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and now I've been labeled a sexist.


10:00 finally came back in for some coffee and local news... I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.


10:30 Heard some noise from on down the street. Came out to see a bunch of ANTIFA clad protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.


Moral:


There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because fragile humans like to turn anything possitive into negative.


STOP BEING OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING!!!
 

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