Jillaroo
Demented
- Location
- Mid North Coast NSW Australia
Two Newfies, Bob and Eli, were adrift in a lifeboat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Bob stumbled across an
old lamp.
He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the
standard three.
Bob immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into Molson Canadian
beer."
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the
sea turned into beer and the genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the
two men considered their circumstances.
Eli looked disgustedly at Bob whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment Eli said,
"Nice going Bob! ...Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."