Lexiphiles

[Hapiguy]

"Lexophile" describes those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."

Here are a few more examples:



No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

When chemists die, they barium.

Please post any "Lexophiles" that you would like to share.

 

[Hapiguy]

 

[Hapiguy]

When a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?

 

[Hapiguy]

I am filming a documentary on flying an airplane. I'm currently working on the pilot.

 

[Serenity4321]

LOL these are great..Thank you!

 

[Hapiguy]

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

 

[Hapiguy]

A motorcycle can't stand alone...it's two tired.

 

[Hapiguy]

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

 

[Gaer]

These are grilliant!
I have a love of words but am not clever enough to come up with one of these! At least not appropriate enough to print! hahaha!

 

[Murrmurr]

When you're cold, move to a 90 degree corner.

I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.

 

[Hapiguy]

She was only the cobblers daughter but all the horse manure.

 

[Murrmurr]

If you're going to throw a space-themed party, you need to planet.

 

[Murrmurr]

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

 

[Murrmurr]

I know a guy who lost use of the left side of his body. He's alright now.

 

[Hapiguy]

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

 

[RadishRose]

I believe these are puns.
They may be enjoyed by lexophiles or anyone.

 

[Rosemarie]

Can a snub-nosed man see the point?

 

[Hapiguy]

These are grilliant!
I have a love of words but am not clever enough to come up with one of these! At least not appropriate enough to print! hahaha!

Ah shucks...I would bet you could. I can't imagine what you would consider as "not appropriate". hahaha
Anyway...thank you for your support.

 

[RnR]

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

These are great and I fully intend to share!

 

[Hapiguy]

A group of women were contestants in a beauty contest. All were holding a bouquet of flowers except one, as she was holding a beehive. The contestant holding the beehive won this contest because as the saying goes...beauty is in the eyes of the bee holder.

 

[Gaer]

A group of women were contestants in a beauty contest. All were holding a bouquet of flowers except one, as she was holding a beehive. The contestant holding the beehive won this contest because as the saying goes...beauty is in the eyes of the bee holder.

hahaha! I wish with all these little icons, they had a GROAN icon!

 

[RnR]

• Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!

 

[Hapiguy]

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

 

[RnR]

• A will is a dead giveaway.