Life's small disappointments..

BlunderWoman

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When you make a pizza and get it just right with all the toppings you like scattered over it and just the perfect amount of cheese. Then you forget about it until you smell it and you open the oven to discover you let the whole thing burn . ...
 

Oh, yeah. Thankfully you didn't burn down the house. Here's one of my more stupid fiascos:

I decided to bake a cake, the coffee cake that my husband calls crumb cake. Since the amount of batter I usually make doesn't fill up the pan and the baked cake is fairly thin, I decided to multiply the recipe by one third. I had a new can of baking powder. The amount of batter looked good in the pan. About 20 minutes into baking I started to smell burning, but I figured it was what was burned on the bottom of the oven from before. We hadn't cleaned it for a long time. The stove we had at the time had a self-cleaning oven, but the latch was broken, so we had to take the top off of the stove to engage the self-cleaning part of it. So we hadn't done it.

About 30 minutes into the baking, I decided I should check the cake. Normally the cake would be done by then, but with the 3rd more, I figured it should take at least 10 or 15 more minutes. Plus, it was still smoking some. The batter had bubbled over the side of the glass 9 X 13 pan. The entire side of it was covered completely. It was dripping from the bottom of the pan like streams of pancake batter. It left burned dropped mounds on the oven floor. It didn't spread all over the oven floor, but burned in drops, all along the front, below the pan as well as all along the back, below the pan. I poked the cake with a toothpick. In the center there was a crusty surface, but it was liquidy below the crust. The ends were sort of bubbly. I went to tell my husband. We decide to cook it for a little longer and see what happened. When I got back up stairs and checked the cake again, on the right end, the batter was bubbling so much it looked like it was boiling. I let it cook another 10 minutes. The toothpick test told me it was done.

I took it out, turned the oven off and set the cake to do what it would. The center was sort of caved in. The ends of it were higher, like the cake had fallen. When the oven had mostly cooled I decided to see how easy it was to get the burned batter droplets off the two racks. It came off easily. Next I got a metal spatula and scraped the burned batter droplets off the floor of the oven. They all came off easily, to my surprise. I then scraped off the burned on stuff. There seemed to be some along the back. Closer inspection revealed that the place where the two sections of the oven were seamed together, now no longer were. In fact, some of the metal had burned through. There was a gap a good inch wide and maybe 3 inches long. Part of the metal was jagged. I put my finger back there and could stick it into that long hole. I could feel the insulation. I have no idea how long it's been that way. Wow. So my screw up with the cake actually may have saved the house from burning down.

Back at the cake I decided to cut the burned cake batter off the side of the glass pan. Most of it wasn't very burned. It tasted like crunchy cookies. The cake doesn't taste bad either. It had the texture of muffins.

Thankfully we had the stove from my husband's former house, waiting in the back of the garage.

Such was my experience with how to boil a cake.
 

Totally understand. Quite a few years back I was in the mood for a deviled egg for lunch. It was already 12:30 but I was intent. Boiled the egg,peeled it and cooled it as quick as possible. Got out the mayo and the other stuff I like in it. Finally it was made. Two beautiful deviled eggs just the way I like them. I set them on the table, went to get myself some iced tea and turned around just in time to see my dog steal the eggs right off the table. He knew he did wrong. He stayed clear of me the rest of the day. It could have been the blood curdling yell that clued him in.
 
Totally understand. Quite a few years back I was in the mood for a deviled egg for lunch. It was already 12:30 but I was intent. Boiled the egg,peeled it and cooled it as quick as possible. Got out the mayo and the other stuff I like in it. Finally it was made. Two beautiful deviled eggs just the way I like them. I set them on the table, went to get myself some iced tea and turned around just in time to see my dog steal the eggs right off the table. He knew he did wrong. He stayed clear of me the rest of the day. It could have been the blood curdling yell that clued him in.

How else was he to get the eggs? He was looking out for himself. Grin.
 
Hey, Ruth, dogs love eggs and it's good for their coat...so there you go! LOL Phoenix, your cake experience made me laugh! But it sounds like it tasted pretty good!
 
Phoenix, I love the cake story LOL. That WAS a lucky thing you discovered the insulation was exposed.

Ruth, my lil dog thinks she is human and will steal any food I have :D
 
I hollered and laughed when the whole thing happened with the cake. It was a stressful time when my mom was dying, and it helped me lighten up.

I thought dogs were human - are you telling me they are not, BlunderWoman? Dirty old feet, as my dad would say.

Yes, Maggiemae, it did taste good.
 
You have the perfect dish of fajita and you are hungry. While you pour a drink...
A Dog figures out how to steal food from table.
B Your cheap butt paper plate folds leaving everything furry and open to dogs.
 
You can't burn pizza.

It's just that some are crisper than others!

If a hungry teenager would eat it, it's edible!
 


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