Kadee
SF VIP
- Location
- Adelaide city
Thirteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs and Not Wives
1. The latter you are the more excited the dog is to see you...
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another name...
3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor...
4. Dog’s parents never visit...
5. Dogs agree that you have the right to raise your voice to get your point across...
6. You never have to wait for a dog. They are ready to go 24 hours a day
7. Dogs find you amusing when you are angry...
8. Dogs like to go fishing and hunting...
9. Dogs don’t wake you up at night and ask if I died, would you get another dog?
10. If a dog has babies you can put them in the paper and sell them...
11. When you drop a silent one dogs don’t run around frantically with a room spray...
12. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching, B’s instead they ponder why you don’t lick them...
13. If dogs run off and leave you they don’t take YOUR STUFF
1. The latter you are the more excited the dog is to see you...
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another name...
3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor...
4. Dog’s parents never visit...
5. Dogs agree that you have the right to raise your voice to get your point across...
6. You never have to wait for a dog. They are ready to go 24 hours a day
7. Dogs find you amusing when you are angry...
8. Dogs like to go fishing and hunting...
9. Dogs don’t wake you up at night and ask if I died, would you get another dog?
10. If a dog has babies you can put them in the paper and sell them...
11. When you drop a silent one dogs don’t run around frantically with a room spray...
12. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching, B’s instead they ponder why you don’t lick them...
13. If dogs run off and leave you they don’t take YOUR STUFF