Longevity

[TabbyAnn]

I saw an interesting fact for seniors on TV this week. It said statistics show you can extend your life span exponentially by not hunting in the Himalayas for the Abominable Snowman. So I try not to do that and I stay home in my recliner.

 

[Llynn]

I wonder if that also applies to our Pacific NorthWET version, Bigfoot?

 

[TabbyAnn]

I wonder if that also applies to our Pacific NorthWET version, Bigfoot?

I think the same statistic would apply. The next time your younger relatives say you must get out and get more exercise, tell them statistics show you can extend your lifespan by not hunting Bigfoot, so you are staying home in your recliner.

 

[win231]

I expand my lifespan by hunting for all my food.
In the supermarket.

 

[oldaunt]

I expand mine by being a hermit, so I don't get shot going off on idiots who annoy me.

 

[Knight]

TabbyAnn must have seen the same TV program I did. It was filled with facts all seniors should know. I for sure agree that having a couple of those plastic pink Flamingos on the front lawn will keep elephants from crapping on your lawn.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

If you want to sit in your recliner, and not be bothered by idiots, you tell them there's this Abominable Snowman, in the Himalayas, that they need to catch.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Yeah...I think I'll just let other people hunt for Bigfoot.

 

[Wren]

I read yesterday that drinking lots of water prolongs your life, so, here goes...

 

[TabbyAnn]

TabbyAnn must have seen the same TV program I did. It was filled with facts all seniors should know. I for sure agree that having a couple of those plastic pink Flamingos on the front lawn will keep elephants from crapping on your lawn.

Yes. I forget the name of the show. It was Fun With Statistics or something like that. But statistics will show that those with pink plastic flamingos in their yards don't have elephants crap on their yards.

 

[George1959]

I saw an interesting fact for seniors on TV this week. It said statistics show you can extend your life span exponentially by not hunting in the Himalayas for the Abominable Snowman. So I try not to do that and I stay home in my recliner.

Thats already in the Bible:
"A hard heart shall fear evil at the last: and he that loveth danger shall perish in it." (Book of Sirach 3:27).

 

[jujube]

List of things I don't do so that I will live longer:

1. Skydive
2. Drag race
3. Drink absinthe
4. Climb Mt. Everest
5. Climb anything taller than a short hill
6. Lock eyes with a road rager
7. Race motorcycles
8. Try to get my 3-year-old great-granddaughter to eat peas

 

[Chet]

Thats already in the Bible:
"A hard heart shall fear evil at the last: and he that loveth danger shall perish in it." (Book of Sirach 3:27).

That's why I quit motorcycling when I got older. When young, it never seems to be a concern.