Mammograms

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Jillaroo

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Mammograms
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.

EXERCISE ONE:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.

Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough..


EXERCISE TWO:

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.

EXERCISE THREE:

Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.

Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.


YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!

AND, just a thought for all the women out there...

MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,
MENopause....

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?...And

When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!

Send this to all women to have a laugh AND, don't forget to have a mammogram!

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
Hard to Find
Supportive
Comfortable
Always Lifts You Up
Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
And Is Always Close To Your Heart!

 

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We can laugh and produce funny pictures like this one.

It is however a serious subject and I hope they will soon find a permanent cure for all types of cancer.

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I tried the second exercise and now I'm stuck, face down, the car over top of me and I'm firmly wedged in on both sides. Any suggestions on what to do now? The oil fumes on the floor are getting to me. :eek:nthego:
 
No more mamograms for me, I was having them every year, and I dont believe that can be good for us either ,they are not 100 percent proof of detecting cancer and I don't understand why they cannot give women Thermography, as it is much safer, and with no pain
 
nan said:
No more mamograms for me, I was having them every year, and I dont believe that can be good for us either ,they are not 100 percent proof of detecting cancer and I don't understand why they cannot give women Thermography, as it is much safer, and with no pain
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AGREED!!!! Some Naturopaths do Thermography, and I don't see why allopathic medicine doesn't follow suit. Has to be the usual $$ involved, I guess.
 
just found this thread, I went for mine recently, it's no big deal, not painful but what I didn't like was I had to undress in front of the staff! normally you'd use a cubicle which I've done every other time, it was more embarrassing than the actual screening!
 
Mammograms cause cancer or did the doctor not tell you. There is a lot more radiation than a chest x-ray. An ultra sound can give you the same results and is harmless. The next time the doctor suggest mammogram tell him to put his testicles in the machine first, if it is safe and when he says no you have your answer.
 
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Mammograms cause cancer or did the doctor not tell you. There is a lot more radiation than a chest x-ray. An ultra sound can give you the same results and is harmless. The next time the doctor suggest mammogram tell him to put his testicles in the machine first, if it is safe and when he says no you have your answer.
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Great advice...:)
I just read women over 60 don't have to have mammo's every year....Thank goodness....I had enough for the rest of my life....I do worry about the affects of the darn machine, what it can do to your system???
 
I'm 77, and every year lately I ask self why the heck doing this again, as it keeps coming out normal, answer, because my mom had breast Ca at 60. & her mothers sister had it way back in the years. Yes, it feels exactly like those "exercises" but the "imaging" place I've gone to the last few years treat their female clients really, really well otherwise.
 
Nor me...Pappy.

I was recalled a few years ago; it was so stressful; but they found out what it was and cleared me...I always go when I am called.
 
I had two in my early 50's after menopause and still have the reports that show calcifications..talk about scares. I have NOT done one since and I just turned 80.

For me my Prevention of B.C. is Grape Seed Extract and 1 drop of Iosol Iodine daily. You can find all kinds of info on these two and B.C. prevention and even cure.

We're talking about this test now on a couple other health boards and one member posted this link and I'll share it here.

https://www.mynewsletterbuilder.com...d Message by Jeffrey Dach MD<br><br>(<a href=

If you trust that "iron lung for the breasts" then ignore this info is all I can say.
 
I have them regularly , in fact my last one was just 2 weeks ago. I never miss an appointment... within days I got a letter telling me that there was no evidence of BC.....thank the good lord and modern technology ...
 
It's true many of us come from pharma mindset and many come from holistic mindsets. Glad the two above are happy with their machines.

This is the info Pharma does NOT want you to know, they make no $$$$ on drops of Iodine.

https://www.naturalnews.com/027530_iodine_breast_cancer.html

Iodine is needed for all our body tissues from thyroid down. Costs us pennies for prevention and protection. And no squeezing our breasts like pancakes when cells could spread.

https://www.naturalnews.com/027530_iodine_breast_cancer.html
 
Just thinking about this topic and MOST Big Pharma topics, MD's love obedient patients, if all their patients were thinkers like me, they would be close to broke. I get None of the "suggested" tests. My doctor doesn't even mention t hem anymore, she knows me.
 
There is no debate possible to the following: X-rays cause cancer. They are strongly mutagenic, damaging DNA in ways that can, ultimately, lead to cancer. This is not New Age nonsense. This is borne out by hard scientific research. Now, knowing the preceding, does it make sense to shoot mutagenic rays at sensitive breast tissue, on a yearly basis? It does not. It amazes me that the irony of the following escapes most folks: "I am so glad I got yearly mammograms, starting when I turned forty. At fifty-five, my mammogram caught a small cancerous mass in one of my breasts. Without it, I might not be alive, today." Does the irony escape you, as well?
 
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I choose to keep my breasts healthy without the radiation iron machines. I had 2 in early 50's and none since and I've arrived at 80 with healthy breasts. I let myself be brainwashed at early age of 50, but no more.

treeguy is a female?
 
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