Phantom
Member
- Location
- NE Victoria Australia
http://www.bordermail.com.au/story/...-mans-*****-after-bizarre-sexual-mishap/?cs=7
Man gets Forked (warning .....Explicit Image )
- Thread starter Phantom
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Jillaroo
Demented
- Location
- Mid North Coast NSW Australia
I beat you Phants check out Chit Chat lol
https://www.seniorforums.com/showthread.php/1857-What-was-this-old-man-thinking!!
https://www.seniorforums.com/showthread.php/1857-What-was-this-old-man-thinking!!
Phantom
Member
- Location
- NE Victoria Australia
Ahhh Bugger ....Any prize for second ??? 
Michael.
Senior Member
- Location
- UK (Surrey)
Human behavior never ceases to amaze me.
What motivates people to do bizarre things to their bodies.?
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What motivates people to do bizarre things to their bodies.?
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Jillaroo
Demented
- Location
- Mid North Coast NSW Australia
Ahhh Bugger ....Any prize for second ???
2nd prize i will let you look at mine, 'cause i have seen yours The post that is:lofl::lofl:
Anyway the story is so good it needed it spread around
Yeah, that must have felt very sexually satisfying. :wtf: I've heard other stories of people inserting foreign objects into their bodies. Can't say I have any sympathy for them at all, if that's their game...they play, they pay. Just comforting that they do it to themselves, and not another.
:wtf: I've heard other stories of people inserting foreign objects into their bodies. Can't say I have any sympathy for them at all, if that's their game...they play, they pay. Just comforting that they do it to themselves, and not another.
Archer
Member
- Location
- Adelaide, South Australia
Bugger!..I looked for the explicit image but all I saw was an x-ray...
Ozarkgal
Senior Member
- Location
- Deep in the Ozark woods
National & World News
A man with a 132-pound scrotum
Read more: http://fox43.com/2013/08/19/a-man-with-a-132-pound-scrotum/#ixzz2cSGOftIH
This is a day for men's reproductive parts..check this out. Unlike the guy with the fork in his weenie, I feel sorry for this man. I saw him on the news and they showed the actual scrotum, slightly fuzzed out. It was the size of a very large beach ball. On the news story it said his ***** was buried a foot into the sac. I hope his surgery resolves the problems.
Oh, and guys..be careful of those mosquitoes. This will make you want to buy stock in Deep Wood Off.
A man with a 132-pound scrotum
Read more: http://fox43.com/2013/08/19/a-man-with-a-132-pound-scrotum/#ixzz2cSGOftIH
This is a day for men's reproductive parts..check this out. Unlike the guy with the fork in his weenie, I feel sorry for this man. I saw him on the news and they showed the actual scrotum, slightly fuzzed out. It was the size of a very large beach ball. On the news story it said his ***** was buried a foot into the sac. I hope his surgery resolves the problems.
Oh, and guys..be careful of those mosquitoes. This will make you want to buy stock in Deep Wood Off.
Jillaroo
Demented
- Location
- Mid North Coast NSW Australia
I read about that yesterday OZ it was a huge one , how in the hell he managed to walk around but one must ask why it was allowed to get that large before anything was done about itmg:
mg:
Phantom
Member
- Location
- NE Victoria Australia
Yeah, that must have felt very sexually satisfying.
I had a Cystoscopy about a week back and that was bad enough for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(all clear btw
) Slightly enlarged prostate
Funny, they have a show about this guy on the TV now, and I heard hubby from the other room saying he wasn't going to watch it...of course I told him I heard it first on Senior Forums.
I had a Cystoscopy about a week back and that was bad enough for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(all clear btw
) Slightly enlarged prostate
Glad to hear that all is well Phantom!
Michael.
Senior Member
- Location
- UK (Surrey)
We had that story over here in the UK some months ago (if it is the same person) and he has had the operation to remove that mass.
I believe he is now complaining that as a result of the operation he was left with a 1" *****. Would you believe it?
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Jillaroo
Demented
- Location
- Mid North Coast NSW Australia
That was another guy Michael
Pappy
Living the Dream
The guy with the fork was fortunate that he wasn't near a full place setting.
Ozarkgal
Senior Member
- Location
- Deep in the Ozark woods
Phantom
Member
- Location
- NE Victoria Australia
Imagine when it shrunk back (oops was that to naughty ???)
Jillaroo
Demented
- Location
- Mid North Coast NSW Australia
Yeah but , it was propped up so to speak
That Guy
Homegrown Unknown
- Location
- Monterey Bay
There's some weird thing called "sounding" where guys shove stuff up their weenies. No thank you!
Rainee
Member
Never heard of things like that gee I must have lived a sheltered life.. worked in the local hospital and never
in all my time there had heard or seen anything like these two items...even in the theatre not ever seen anything like it..
but its terrible how some do damage like that to their bodies and then the doctors have the worry of removing it..
and that poor man with that problem.. must have been like carrying a ton of weight , what a relief he must have felt , when
he had it surgically removed...
in all my time there had heard or seen anything like these two items...even in the theatre not ever seen anything like it..
but its terrible how some do damage like that to their bodies and then the doctors have the worry of removing it..
and that poor man with that problem.. must have been like carrying a ton of weight , what a relief he must have felt , when
he had it surgically removed...
Pappy
Living the Dream
Not "sounding" to great to me, That Guy. I hated having a catheter for 4 days last year and cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would do this.
Jillaroo
Demented
- Location
- Mid North Coast NSW Australia
It has me shaking my head too, what would they get out of doing that apart from embarrassment when things get stuck
That Guy
Homegrown Unknown
- Location
- Monterey Bay
The inventive human mind is capable of creating wonderfully imaginative ideas. This is not one of them...