A man goes into a bar and, having ordered a drink, reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out a miniature piano. He then pulls a tiny piano stool from his other jacket pocket, and then, finally, brings out a tiny puppet-like man from his inside pocket. The miniature man sits on the stool and starts a fabulous rendition of a Bach prelude.
Amazed, the barman says: “That’s fantastic. Where did you get it?”
The customer replies: “There’s a genie outside - I just told him my wish, he rubbed his special bottle, and hey presto! But just make sure you shout - he’s a bit deaf.”
Barman: “What do you mean, a deaf genie? I’ve never heard of such a thing…”
Customer: “Do you honestly think I would have asked for a 10-inch pianist?”
Amazed, the barman says: “That’s fantastic. Where did you get it?”
The customer replies: “There’s a genie outside - I just told him my wish, he rubbed his special bottle, and hey presto! But just make sure you shout - he’s a bit deaf.”
Barman: “What do you mean, a deaf genie? I’ve never heard of such a thing…”
Customer: “Do you honestly think I would have asked for a 10-inch pianist?”