Marriage is......

[Ameriscot]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/...ead_n_7347268.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000032

1. "Marriage is basically like having a grown child who you're constantly having to find things for -- shoes, wallet, keys, contacts." - Ciara Hill


2. "Marriage is being pretty damn sure you could identify your husband in a pitch black room by his farts alone." - Laura Looch


3. "Marriage is when you eat food and ask, 'Do you want some?' but you're hoping they'll say no." - Gary Casper Muirhead

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[Bullie76]

Marriage is not in my vocabulary.

 

[jujube]

"I married you for richer and poorer, for sickness and in health...but not for retirement"....

 

[QuickSilver]

Marriage for me is getting to drive the newest car.

 

[Ralphy1]

"Making sure your food is cooked..."

 

[Kadee]

I was told by a man years ago he gives away half his food to get the other half, Half cooked

 

[Ralphy1]

And then there is to make sure his clothes are picked up and washed...nthego:

 

[Ameriscot]

And then there is to make sure his clothes are picked up and washed...nthego:

Well, in this house I don't pick them up but I do wash them. His job is to cook me delicious, creative dinners every night.

 

[Ralphy1]

And why don't you pick them up? You would be likely to get a can of soup from me...

 

[Ken N Tx]

Fortunately for me marriage is great!! 51 years and counting..

 

[Ralphy1]

That's probably because your wife knows her place and her duties to keep you a contented man. Bless her...

 

[Ameriscot]

And why don't you pick them up? You would be likely to get a can of soup from me...

Tinned food is not allowed in this house. Homemade only.

 

[Ameriscot]

That's probably because your wife knows her place and her duties to keep you a contented man. Bless her...

Noooo....more likely Ken knows his place and treats her like a goddess.

 

[Ralphy1]

No tinned food? How primitive? And how do you get your sardines?

 

[Ameriscot]

Don't like sardines. No, not primitive. Healthy. Not full of crap and additives and preservatives and sugar and poisons.

 

[Ralphy1]

Yep, but that what makes food taste good...

 

[Ameriscot]

Yep, but that what makes food taste good...

Aye and gives you diabetes and heart attacks and cancer.

 

[Jackie22]

 

[Ralphy1]

That may be true but we die with a contented stomach and a good taste in our mouths...

 

[Ameriscot]

That may be true but we die with a contented stomach and a good taste in our mouths...

No, that stuff has a nasty aftertaste. I prefer my food flavoured with herbs and spices and chilis and garlic.

 

[Ameriscot]

Very true!!

 

[Ralphy1]

I like my food plain, right out of the deli and the bakery...

 

[Ameriscot]

I like my food plain, right out of the deli and the bakery...

Boring............

 

[hollydolly]

Seriously Annie don't you eat anything at all out of a Can? What about baked beans..do you not even eat those?

 

[Ameriscot]

Seriously Annie don't you eat anything at all out of a Can? What about baked beans..do you not even eat those?

At home the only thing we use from a tin is chopped tomatoes that hubby puts in curries and chilis. He prefers them to fresh for some reason. But that's it. We use lots of beans but they are all dried beans and he puts those in a pressure cooker.

I only eat the baked beans when we stay at a B & B. Not saying I eat healthy all the time because I love junk food but try to keep it out of the house. But when we eat out...... oink.