Medical & Doctor Jokes

[Michael.]

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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed.

Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

Doctor says the treatment is simple.

The great clown Sammy is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.

The man bursts into tears. "But doctor... I am Sammy"
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The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said,-

"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "May I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."

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[Michael.]

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(Waiting times up to 4hrs in A & E Departments)



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[JustBonee]

Clowns / Doctors - - so often interchangeable.. (Sorry to the few good ones)

 

[Michael.]

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A man who is dying in the hospital is surrounded his two sons, daughter and his wife and nurse.


He says to his eldest son:
- To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly houses.
- To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the Los Angeles Plaza.
- To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave the City Center offices.
- And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in downtown.


The nurse, impressed, tells his wife: Madam, your husband is very rich.
He is having many properties! You all are so lucky!!


And the wife retorts:

Rich??? Lucky??? Those are his routes where he delivers milk !!!!
He is a Milkman!!!

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