Meeting James Bond

[Victor]

A true story. A boy and his Dad were in London many years ago, and the Dad spotted Roger Moore.
The boy wanted his autograph, so he went to him and Roger signed his name. Then the kid said to his Dad
Wait--he signed the wrong name! He's James Bond. So he went back and asked Roger to sign James Bond.
Roger says: "I couldn't sign Bond before because I don't want anyone to know I'm around. Spies are
everywhere!"
20 years later. The boy is a video producer for UNICEF in Paris and Roger is there. Boy asks him if he
remembers a little boy asking for his autograph. Roger says "no, sorry" and walks to his car. Then he motions
the guy over and says, "of course I remember you. I couldn't say so back there because those photographers
might be agents of Blofeld.

Love this story.

 

[Duster]

My Dad wore a prosthetic leg that he would take off when swimming. He was staying in a hotel and decided to go for a swim. A little boy was watching when he took his leg off and laid it on the side of the pool. The boy walked over to where he was and asked, "Are you the bionic man?". Of course he told him he was.