A husband and wife go shopping at the Mall..After a while the wife notices her husband is no where to be found..She looks all around the store,finally calls him o his cell..
Wife
"Where are you she asks"
Husband
"Honey remember that Jewelry Store where you liked that diamond bracelet that I said we could not afford?"
Wife (with a sweet voice)
"Yes dear"
Husband
"Well I am in the bar next door."
Wife
"Where are you she asks"
Husband
"Honey remember that Jewelry Store where you liked that diamond bracelet that I said we could not afford?"
Wife (with a sweet voice)
"Yes dear"
Husband
"Well I am in the bar next door."
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