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- Location
- Oklahoma....U.S.A.
Billy Bob's wife had gone shopping and hadn't returned by supper time so he called the local sheriff.
Sheriff: "do you know about what time she left ?"
Billy Bob: "not really, I was out in the barn working on my new fishing boat."
Sheriff: "do you know where she was going shopping ?"
Billy Bob: "I'm not sure she just said she was going shopping."
Sheriff: "I'll need a description of your wife, do you know how tall she is ?"
Billy Bob: "I think she's somewhere around 5' or 5' 6" but I'm not real sure."
Sheriff: "how much does she weigh ?"
Billy Bob: "around 125 to 140 pounds."
Sheriff: "what color are her eyes."
Billy Bob: "I'm pretty sure that they are either blue or brown."
Sheriff: "what was she wearing when you last saw her ?"
Billy Bob: "well, I know it wasn't her green dress because I used it to clean oil off my hands this morning."
Sheriff: "alright, can you describe what vehicle she was driving when she left ?"
Billy Bob: "it was my V8, Dodge 1500, midnight blue silver flecked with gold racing stripes, twin chrome exhausts, bucket leather seats, full size bed, chrome running boards, 6 speed manual transmission, KC fog lights, 17" Firestone Grabber tires, heavy duty chrome rims, a small dime size dent on the left rear quarter panel, a small crack in the right rear tail light and.......
The sheriff suddenly hears Billy Bob choking up and begin to sob loudly.
Sheriff: "don't worry Billy Bob, we'll find your truck."
Sheriff: "do you know about what time she left ?"
Billy Bob: "not really, I was out in the barn working on my new fishing boat."
Sheriff: "do you know where she was going shopping ?"
Billy Bob: "I'm not sure she just said she was going shopping."
Sheriff: "I'll need a description of your wife, do you know how tall she is ?"
Billy Bob: "I think she's somewhere around 5' or 5' 6" but I'm not real sure."
Sheriff: "how much does she weigh ?"
Billy Bob: "around 125 to 140 pounds."
Sheriff: "what color are her eyes."
Billy Bob: "I'm pretty sure that they are either blue or brown."
Sheriff: "what was she wearing when you last saw her ?"
Billy Bob: "well, I know it wasn't her green dress because I used it to clean oil off my hands this morning."
Sheriff: "alright, can you describe what vehicle she was driving when she left ?"
Billy Bob: "it was my V8, Dodge 1500, midnight blue silver flecked with gold racing stripes, twin chrome exhausts, bucket leather seats, full size bed, chrome running boards, 6 speed manual transmission, KC fog lights, 17" Firestone Grabber tires, heavy duty chrome rims, a small dime size dent on the left rear quarter panel, a small crack in the right rear tail light and.......
The sheriff suddenly hears Billy Bob choking up and begin to sob loudly.
Sheriff: "don't worry Billy Bob, we'll find your truck."