Monthly Full Moon Designations

Next one is Dec 15. It was huge at Beaver Moon rise November 15
we were driving North at the time, it was rising above the river bluffs.
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Why doesn't the moon shave? Because it waxes!

Why is the moon bald? It has no 'air!

What's closer, France or the Moon? The Moon, obviously! You can't see France from here!

How does the Moon hold up it's trousers? With an asteroid belt!

What did the Moon say to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!

Why is the Moon hungry? Because it's only full once a month.

What tastes better, the Moon or an asteroid? An asteroids, because it's a little meteor.

How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.


They tried to open a restaurant on the Moon but nobody came. It had no atmosphere.

OK, I'm sorry.....you know me, I HAD to look up Moon jokes.
 
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Why doesn't the moon shave? Because it waxes!

Why is the moon bald? It has no 'air!

What's closer, France or the Moon? The Moon, obviously! You can't see France from here!

How does the Moon hold up it's trousers? With an asteroid belt!

What did the Moon say to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!

Why is the Moon hungry? Because it's only full once a month.

What tastes better, the Moon or an asteroid? An asteroids, because it's a little meteor.

How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.


They tried to open a restaurant on the Moon but nobody came. It had no atmosphere.

OK, I'm sorry.....you know me, I HAD to look up Moon jokes.
These are pretty bad. But for some reason, this one tickled me:
"What's closer, France or the Moon? The Moon, obviously! You can't see France from here!"
 
I have four planets in Cancer.
My planet configuration (5 in fire, 1 in earth, 2 in water, 2 in air):
Sun in Aries (fire)
Moon in Capricorn (earth)
Mercury in Aries (fire)
Venus in Aries (fire)
Mars in Scorpio (water)
Jupiter in Aries (fire)
Saturn in Libra (air)
Uranus in Pisces (water)
Neptune in Libra (air)
Pluto in Leo (fire)
 

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