Mortician Riddle

[Kaila]

Are we looking for a one word answer?

No, but why not add to the fun!

 

[Gary O']

By the time all the wrong guesses are tallied, the answer will be a let down compared to these very good guesses.

Usually is

But

Meanwhile

The intrigue!!

 

[Kaila]

What was the business relationship between two rival morticians?

Perhaps the true clue is in the word business?

 

[OldFeller]

Usually is

But

Meanwhile

The intrigue!!

This only my second riddle thread. It is intriguing. And more engaging than I anticipated.

 

[Kaila]

This only my second riddle thread. It is intriguing. And more engaging than I anticipated.

Yep. We can take a simple riddle and turn it into something else!

 

[Kaila]

What was the business relationship between two rival morticians?

Mutual disrespect?

 

[jujube]

They sat down and gravely discussed their undertaking.

 

[jujube]

One suggested a "Buy One Get One Free" sale on urns. The other one said, "Well, that's thinking outside the box!"

 

[OldFeller]

One suggested a "Buy One Get One Free" sale on urns. The other one said, "Well, that's thinking outside the box!"

I think I'm falling in love with you. If you were looking for someone to love you for your mind I think you found one.

 

[jujube]

They had trouble finding a time to meet to discuss their business. The only time available away from work was late at night and they were both mourning people.

 

[OldFeller]

They had trouble finding a time to meet to discuss their business. The only time available away from work was late at night and they were both mourning people.

“Of all the websites, and in all the forums, in all the world, she walks into mine.”

 

[John cycling]

It was a matter of life and death.

They made each other an offer they couldn't refuse.

 

[NorthernLight]

They filled in for each other.

 

[OldFeller]

It was a matter of life and death.

They made each other an offer they couldn't refuse.

It's a couple of morticians...not the mafia

 

[jujube]

I think I'm falling in love with you. If you were looking for someone to love you for your mind I think you found one. Well

Well, I was tied with Mother Theresa for the Nobel Prize in Humor, but she beat me out in the swimsuit competition.....

 

[Right Now]

Their business relationship was alive and kicking!

 

[OldFeller]

Well, I was tied with Mother Theresa for the Nobel Prize in Humor, but she beat me out in the swimsuit competition.....

Such a sharp wit! I admire you terribly. But it does feel good.

 

[Judycat]

Stiff competition haha.

 

[OldFeller]

Stiff competition haha.

Oh I like that. I read it a few times and each time it hit me better and better! Very good

 

[Knight]

until death do us part

 

[OldFeller]

until death do us part

These were some very close morticians. Morticians from all over were jealous of what they had together. Buried in a love for each other that would transcend life itself. (Oh, good god, I'm channeling my inner jujube )

 

[PamfromTx]

Will someone please go wake @debodun .

 

[horseless carriage]

They had a rather stiff relationship.

Forgotten what that's like!

 

[Mizmo]

They buried their grievances.

 

[debodun]

Yes...Judycat got it - it was stiff competition.