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Mother's Day is coming. Here are some quotes from a few famous mothers:
COLUMBUS’ MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written.”
NAPOLEON’S MOTHER: “All right, if you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.”
ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER: “Again with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”
MARY’S MOTHER: “I’m not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I’d like to know how it got a better grade than you.”
MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: “Why can’t you color on the walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get this stuff off the ceiling?”
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOTHER: “The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance goodbye!”
PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew!”
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: “But it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something with your hair? OY! Styling gel, mousse, something.”
THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to sleep!”
SIGMUND FREUD'S MOTHER: "Psychotics, neurotics, schizophrenics! When are you going to find some nice friends?
SALVADOR DALI'S MOTHER: " I don't care what you're painting, get that clock out of the oven right now before it melts!"
CLEOPATRA'S MOTHER: "Put that snake down now! You don't know where it's been!"
MOHANDAS GANDHI'S MOTHER: "You get some shoes on young man! You're not going out barefoot like that!"
QUEEN VICTORIA'S MOTHER: "I'm not amused, either."
ALEXANDER THE GREAT'S MOTHER: "You think you're so great, big boy? I remember you when you didn't go tee-tee in the potty!"
ISAAC NEWTON'S MOTHER: "No, it wasn't 'gravity' that dumped all that stuff on the floor. Pick up your toys, NOW!"
EDGAR ALLEN POE'S MOTHER: "No, you're not getting a pet raven and that's the last word I want to hear about it!"
VINCENT VAN GOGH'S MOTHER: "Stop running around with that pallet knife before you cut your ear off!"
WINSTON CHURCHILL'S MOTHER: "You'd better get rid of that cigar before your father sees you!"
ELVIS PRESLEY'S MOTHER: "Nobody is going to want to watch you shaking your hips like you have a bee up your butt!"
JESUS CHRIST'S MOTHER: "Young man, you get down off that cross before you break something!"
COLUMBUS’ MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written.”
NAPOLEON’S MOTHER: “All right, if you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.”
ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER: “Again with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”
MARY’S MOTHER: “I’m not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I’d like to know how it got a better grade than you.”
MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: “Why can’t you color on the walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get this stuff off the ceiling?”
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOTHER: “The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance goodbye!”
PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew!”
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: “But it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something with your hair? OY! Styling gel, mousse, something.”
THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to sleep!”
SIGMUND FREUD'S MOTHER: "Psychotics, neurotics, schizophrenics! When are you going to find some nice friends?
SALVADOR DALI'S MOTHER: " I don't care what you're painting, get that clock out of the oven right now before it melts!"
CLEOPATRA'S MOTHER: "Put that snake down now! You don't know where it's been!"
MOHANDAS GANDHI'S MOTHER: "You get some shoes on young man! You're not going out barefoot like that!"
QUEEN VICTORIA'S MOTHER: "I'm not amused, either."
ALEXANDER THE GREAT'S MOTHER: "You think you're so great, big boy? I remember you when you didn't go tee-tee in the potty!"
ISAAC NEWTON'S MOTHER: "No, it wasn't 'gravity' that dumped all that stuff on the floor. Pick up your toys, NOW!"
EDGAR ALLEN POE'S MOTHER: "No, you're not getting a pet raven and that's the last word I want to hear about it!"
VINCENT VAN GOGH'S MOTHER: "Stop running around with that pallet knife before you cut your ear off!"
WINSTON CHURCHILL'S MOTHER: "You'd better get rid of that cigar before your father sees you!"
ELVIS PRESLEY'S MOTHER: "Nobody is going to want to watch you shaking your hips like you have a bee up your butt!"
JESUS CHRIST'S MOTHER: "Young man, you get down off that cross before you break something!"
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