My New Sport Idea- Full Contact Quilting!

[Beezer]

You split into sides. Whichever team has the most yarn in the quilt when the whistle blows, wins.

So one senior starts off by furiously quilting...a senior from the other team whacks her with her cane and takes the fabric away. Then SHE starts furiously quilting while another woman hits her broadside with her walker. Then SHE grabs the needles and yarn and goes at it. And on...and on...

Full Contact Quilting!

Thoughts?

 

[Naturally]

Don't needle me, I'm thinking how this might work for an old sew and sew