My secret gate X

Just like a good suspense film, I'm sitting here on the edge of my seat yelling: "Open The Door"!!!
During a suspense film, I'm always yelling at the movie screen, "Don't open that door." There is also a similar scenario, in a haunted house with a psycho killer on the loose. The college boy says to his girl friend, "Stay here and keep the door locked. Don't open it for anyone but me." She agrees knowing that anything else is sure to get her murdered. Three minutes later, she opens the door to go looking for her boy friend, who is undoubtedly dead by this time. And the audience shouts, "Don't open the door," because the same thing happens in every one of those films.
 
During a suspense film, I'm always yelling at the movie screen, "Don't open that door." There is also a similar scenario, in a haunted house with a psycho killer on the loose. The college boy says to his girl friend, "Stay here and keep the door locked. Don't open it for anyone but me." She agrees knowing that anything else is sure to get her murdered. Three minutes later, she opens the door to go looking for her boy friend, who is undoubtedly dead by this time. And the audience shouts, "Don't open the door," because the same thing happens in every one of those films.

Don't go in the basement! Don't go out in the yard! Don't go up in the attic! Don't reach under the bed! Don't go into the barn! DON'T TAKE A SHOWER!!!

Think how boring those movies would be if they didn't do dumb things like that.
 

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