Beezer
Well-known Member
So I dated a gal for a year and a half when I was 19 years old. It came time to part ways so I sat her down one night and it went like this...
Me: "Know what? All we do is argue all of the time...we haven't been intimate in ages...I think it's time we moved on from each other."
Girlfriend: "NO! NO! It'll work! We have to stay together!!"
So a week goes by and she sits me down and says...
"Know what? All we do is argue all of the time...we haven't been intimate in ages...I think it's time we moved on from each other."
SHE REPEATED MY BREAKUP SPEECH TO A TEE!
Because she didn't want to be dumped by me, then she could tell all of her friends that she was the one who gave ME the gas.
Oh, man. It was too funny!
Me: "Know what? All we do is argue all of the time...we haven't been intimate in ages...I think it's time we moved on from each other."
Girlfriend: "NO! NO! It'll work! We have to stay together!!"
So a week goes by and she sits me down and says...
"Know what? All we do is argue all of the time...we haven't been intimate in ages...I think it's time we moved on from each other."
SHE REPEATED MY BREAKUP SPEECH TO A TEE!
Because she didn't want to be dumped by me, then she could tell all of her friends that she was the one who gave ME the gas.
Oh, man. It was too funny!
