My version of the Tony Bennet classic

[ohioboy]

"I left my Wife in San Fransisco".

 

[horseless carriage]

There's a long winded corny joke that ends in:
"I left my harp in Sam Plank's Disco."
Believe me, it's not worth looking up.

 

[Verisure]

"I left my Wife in San Fransisco".

"High on her pills, she nags at me"