Name something you would not want to wake up in bed next to.

Everyone else pretty much covered it.
But there was one thing I woke up to that I'll never forget.
My cat brought me a "Gift" as cats often do. I woke up one morning & felt something warm & sticky. I turned on the light & my cat was staring at me lovingly & I had a squirrel's head in my hand. I don't know what she did with the rest of the squirrel; she just brought me the head & the esophagus. YUK.
 
My first though was "my mom". Not that I don't like my mom, but she's your very stereo-typical Jewish-Italian mother and I could just hear it..

Why you don't wear pajamas?! I gave you beautiful pajamas for your birthday! And why you don't wear socks on your feet, Mickey? You KNOW you must sleep with the socks on your feet (as if you'd wear them some other place) -- you will catch your death! Now, put your socks and those birthday pajamas on yourself and go make a clean shave on your face! .....I make you some pasta.

And then, of course, she'd kiss me like 5 times and remind me to brush my teeth. :D
 
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