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[Pappy]

Hey lady, mind if I hitch a ride?

 

[win231]

Next time you wanna swim in my pool, ask permission.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Dark meat, yum!

 

[Keesha]

Hmmmm. I’ve never tried blue bikini before.

 

[Aunt Marg]

I'm a meat & potatoes kind of turtle.

 

[HazyDavey]

Tastes like chicken..

 

[Knight]

Go where with you?

 

[Aunt Bea]

Try our new turtle toning plan free for 30 days in the privacy of your own pool.
If you are not completely satisfied you can return your turtle for a full refund.

 

[Ruthanne]

tastes like hamburger is the first thing I thought!

 

[Ellen Marie]

Nice teeth, hers not his.

 

[PamfromTx]

Lady, this is a private beach!

 

[SeaBreeze]

Come 'ere, I got somethin' to show ya!

 

[twinkles]

you havent been working out have ya?

 

[Pinky]

They call us "snapping turtles" for a reason, Lady!

 

[peramangkelder]

One way to get rid of 'Bingo Arms'

 

[Gary O']

Not what I consider my best, but all I've got right now




Oh, and my worst (in some circles)

 

[PopsnTuff]

Aww come on, ya wanna play underwater?

 

[debodun]

Turtle gets degree in liopsuction

 

[RadishRose]

Yum, I can't resist coconut suntan oil!