New Humorous Names For Assisted Living Places

[fmdog44]

Assisted living is a smoothed over term for "The Ain't Got Long To Go Inn". Please add you ideas on new more appropriate names for these places.
Examples: Last Call Resort, The Adios Inn, The Don't Bother Unpacking Motel.

 

[jujube]

Not a made-up name, but we did come across one some years back called "The Whispering Pines Retirement Home and Miniature Golf Course". Honest. Keeps 'em busy, I guess.

I guess I'd go with the "One Step Closer Cabanas" or "The Happy Hunting Grounds Hotel". Could have religion-based retirement homes like the "Garden of Allah Adult Living Facility" or the "Hare Krishna Kabins". For old hippies, there would be the "Medical Cannabis Commune". You could have a nutritional-oriented retirement home for old Republicans called "Make America Eat Again".

 

[Manatee]

Geezer Ghetto.

 

[Kitties]

Jay Leno would do a segment about good and bad names: Bed Bath and Beyond. Good name for a home store. Bad name for a retirement community.

 

[Timetrvlr]

Wobblers Rest

 

[Lara]

Jay Leno would do a segment about good and bad names: Bed Bath and Beyond. Good name for a home store. Bad name for a retirement community.

Along that thought process (but I'm not as funny as JayLeno) :

Land's End...good name for an Outdoor Clothing & Camping Gear catalog. Bad name for a Retirement Community.

Pep Boys...good name for AutoRepair store...bad name for a Rest Home.
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[Ferocious]

'The Last Old Farts Saloon' has a certain ring to it don't you think?

 

[Ferocious]

........or, perhaps......'The Poppin' y' Clogs Fun Centre'

 

[Ruthanne]

'Place to Be Called Home'

 

[Ferocious]

another...... 'Don't go to sleep whatever you do, Care Home'

 

[Ferocious]

or........ 'Say Hello To The Angels Clubhouse'

 

[Pappy]

Bedpan Alley
Catheter Flats
Please Cut My Toenails Place
Severely Diminished Quality of Life Estates
Thanks A Lot, Kids! Villas

 

[NancyNGA]

The Yoosta Could Lodge

 

[jujube]

How about the Willy Makit Memorial Incontinence Ward, next door to the Betty Won't Memorial Custodian's Closet.

 

[Ferocious]

'Last Goodbye Snuff-It Club'

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Retirement home for just the gents: The Happy Pappy Retirement Home.

 

[jujube]

How's about:

Where's My Glasses? Glen
Verkempt Villas
Altercocker Acres

 

[debodun]

Al Zimer's Rest Home

 

[Llynn]

Actual place ... The Denture Cup

 

[HazyDavey]

Hotel California..
~where you can check out but never leave~

 

[Gary O']

Last lyrics to Hotel California comes to mind....

Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Relax," said the night man
"We are programmed to receive
You can check-out any time you like
But you can never leave!"

Well, crap
I see Davey got the jump on me

 

[HazyDavey]

Last lyrics to Hotel California comes to mind....

Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Relax," said the night man
"We are programmed to receive
You can check-out any time you like
But you can never leave!"

Well, crap
I see Davey got the jump on me

Yup Gary, we're on the same thought..