When I was 5, we were poor & we lived in a ghetto apartment. I loved it because at lunch time, I'd sit on the floor & share my lunch with 6 rats. They'd sit in my lap & let me handle them; they never bit me. And they showed up at the same time every day, when no one else was home.
I told my mom, "Let's live here forever, I love this place."
She said, "What do you mean; this is a dump."
I said, "It comes with its own pets." Then I told her about the rats.
Her eyes got big & she yelled, "You're crazy!"