No one in the Bar

[ohioboy]

A man walked in a bar and it was empty except for the bartender. He said "Where is everybody"? The bartender replied "You're standing on them, this is a bar for Ants"

 

[Davey Do]

The man said, "I didn't hear anyone."

The bartender replied, "That's because they were mutants!"

 

[Llynn]