Oatmeal.

>a tough old cattleman from texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.
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>>the granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, then she died.
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>>she left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be!
 


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