Old Friends At The Bar

Ken N Tx

MALE
Location
Texas
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I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my friend Bob,


"That'll be us in ten years."


He turned to me and said, "That's a mirror, you dumb shit."

 
An old man is sitting at the bar. Another elderly gentleman comes in, nods to him and orders a Guiness from the bartender.

First old man: "Faith, laddie, I can tell by yer accent that you're from the Auld Sod. Imagine two of us in this same bar from Ireland. Let's have a drink on it!"

Second old man: "Yes, let's. Are ye a Dublin man?"

First old man: "The very thing! Born and bred on O'Connell Street."

Second old man: "Ye don't say? I was, myself! It's not every day two old laddies from O'Connell Street meet up like this. It's for sure we must be havin' a drink on it!"

First old man: "Ye didn't go to school at the Brother's, did ye?"

Second old man: "I did indeed! D'ye remember Brother Finn? What a beatin' he gave me on a regular basis. It's a drink we'll be havin' to Ol' Brother Finn!"

After much conversation and more beer, they discover that they also both had a sister who had been a nun, a brother named Connor, and a great love for the horses.

This goes on for a while and another customer remarks to the bartender that it was certainly a coincidence that two elderly men who came from the same place would end up meeting in a bar in Las Angeles. "Naw," says the bartender, "Nothing to get excited about. It's just the Maloney twins drunk again."
 
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